The Kingdom of Womble 7882 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.06 billion Womble 7882ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Womble 7882ian economy, worth 321 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 39,884 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,061 per year while the poor average 2,500, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 7882's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 7882 is ranked 235,209^th in the world and 9,118^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.